"I'm Donald Trump's lawyer, I've got a whole hard drive labeled 'skanks, '" Stiller said.
"Saturday Night Live" continued its cavalcade of big-name guest stars playing figures in the day-to-day drama of the Trump administration this weekend by opening with a reunion of "Meet the Parents" stars. The show's cold open had plenty of material to work with this week. In addition to mock versions of Jeff Sessions and Vice President Mike Pence, Ben Stiller appeared as the president's lawyer Michael Cohen who recently had his office raided by the Federal Bureau of Investigation in regards to the Stormy Daniels scandal. "If you're innocent, you have nothing to worry", De Niro accused the satirical Cohen, before asking, "how did you like that "pee pee" tape?".
"Cohen" accuses "Mueller" of launching personal-attack witch hunts against the Trump family. De Niro asks. "Just kidding!"
Delran (9) at Rancocas Valley (12) - Boys Lacrosse Parker called timeout early in overtime as Rising Sun (1-4 overall, 0-2 Chesapeake) obtained possession in its offensive end. We're going to keep punching. "Just a case of tough luck combined with us laying an egg", Draughn coach Chris Cozort said.
The episode opened with Kate McKinnon's Jeff Sessions and Beck Bennett's Mike Pence worrying about the raid on Donald Trump's lawyer Michael Cohen's office. They also called back to the question of whether or not you can milk a cat. Trump's code name used to be "Putin's little bitch", now it's "Stormy's little bitch", he explains. Cohen is now known as "Dead Man Walking".
"I just tried to milk some information out of people", Stiller said.
Then Mueller takes off the gloves: "You listen to me, you little weasel: You broke the law and now we're going to catch all you little Fockers, you got that?"
Officers were called just before 1am on Friday, 13 April after a man had been found injured in an alleyway in Smannell Road. Tuesday, 2:43 a.m. - Police found a reported missing man on South Pioneer Street near East Main Street.
Trump has long assailed the trade deal's impact on US workers and threatened to pull the USA out if he's unhappy with the terms. Unlike past appearances at worldwide summits, the vice president had to dive into the packed agenda on short notice.
Fulham's draw with Brentford means they now trail Wolves by 10 points with only three matches remaining for the London club. They have been out of the Premier League for six years but never looked in danger of missing out this time around.
Assad, who has denied ever using chemical weapons against his opponents, responded to the strikes with a defiant vow. Hadash party activists rally outside the US Consulate in Haifa against the US airstrikes in Syria on April 14, 2018.
Trump earlier this month had reluctantly agreed to keep US troops in Syria for an undetermined period of time to defeat ISIS . A faction of lawmakers in both parties have suggested Trump can not make the same case for striking the Syrian government.
Peace was restored until a few innings later when Sox reliever Joe Kelly put one between Austin's shoulder blades. If the Yankees are going to live up to their high expectations this season, they have to get past the Red Sox .
Mookie Betts is 6 for 22 with four RBI's against Bundy, while Hanley Ramirez is 4 for 18, and Jackie Bradley Jr.is 6 for 17. The Yankees, on the other hand, are fighting to keep their heads above.500 after splitting their last six games 3-3.
These two clubs have split their four meetings during the regular season, with each team winning once on the opponent's floor. TORONTO (AP) - For the first time in nearly 17 years, the Toronto Raptors are off to a winning start in a playoff series.
Several communities around Metro Detroit have issued winter weather alerts overnight into Sunday as storms continue in the area. Total snowfall of 1 to 3 inches is expected in eastern Iowa, and up to 5 inches are possible in parts of southwest Wisconsin.
He also warned Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad that he was risking his own regime by using chemical weapons. Israel did not deny or confirm any responsibility.
Predators, Lightning take 2-0 leads in playoff series
Yet the Predators rallied again to take their first 2-0 lead when starting a best-of-seven series in their own building. Fiala beat Bernier with a snap shot from the inside edge of the left circle, and that seemed to get the Predators going.
My husband demands for anal sex, woman tells court
Longing for a child of her own, Temple proposed an idea: She could adopt the baby. "Clement was trying to tell me "don't come". This is the second case in 25 days where a pregnant woman died due to unavailability of lady doctors.
Federal agency monitoring death of teen trapped by van seat
She sent officers to the school parking lot, where Plush was suffocating. "I'm trapped inside my gold Honda Odyssey van". A 16-year-old sophomore made at least two agonizing 911 calls, pleading for help as his van's seats slowly crushed him.
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The latter attack led to a US airstrike on a Syrian airfield. It vetoed UNSC action on Syria on twelve previous occasions.
Attention Gmail users: your emails might 'self-destruct' soon
It's likely that the Confidential Mode will be available along with Smart Reply and Snooze features when it starts to roll out. Like ephemeral stories, these emails will be automatically cleared as soon as they're in the inbox for a specific time period.
US, UK and France Launch Military Strikes on Syria
Donald Trump on Saturday declared "mission accomplished" for a US-led allied missile attack on Syria's chemical weapons program . US Defense Secretary Jim Mattis called the strikes a "one-time shot" with no additional military action planned for now.
Kawhi Leonard Officially Out for Game 1
As it stands Lakers and Warriors have so far played nine matches each with the former having seven wins while Warriors have six. The Spurs noted in a tweet: " Kawhi Leonard [return from injury management] is out for tomorrow's Spurs-Warriors game". ".
Neymar 'about a month' away from comeback after operation
The last round of games in the Ligue 1 season are scheduled for May 19, but Neymar faces a race against time to play any part. Having won the league in three successive seasons, Les Parisiens were previous year dethroned by Leonardo Jardim's team.
Syrian MP Rules Out Possibility of US Attack
Mattis said the United States had conclusive evidence that chlorine gas had been used in the April 7 attack. US President Donald Trump called the operation a success on Twitter and proclaimed: "Mission accomplished".
Commonwealth Games: 'Ronaldo' spotted on bowling green
Finishing with Silver medals were Pooja Dhanda (57kg) and Mausam Khatri (97kg), while Divya Kakran (68kg) settled for a Bronze. Amit Panghal: Another boxer Amit had to settle for silver after losing 3-1 to England's Gafal Yafai in the 46-49kg category .