Robert De Niro's Robert Mueller Grills Ben Stiller's Michael Cohen

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"I'm Donald Trump's lawyer, I've got a whole hard drive labeled 'skanks, '" Stiller said.

"Saturday Night Live" continued its cavalcade of big-name guest stars playing figures in the day-to-day drama of the Trump administration this weekend by opening with a reunion of "Meet the Parents" stars. The show's cold open had plenty of material to work with this week. In addition to mock versions of Jeff Sessions and Vice President Mike Pence, Ben Stiller appeared as the president's lawyer Michael Cohen who recently had his office raided by the Federal Bureau of Investigation in regards to the Stormy Daniels scandal. "If you're innocent, you have nothing to worry", De Niro accused the satirical Cohen, before asking, "how did you like that "pee pee" tape?".

"Cohen" accuses "Mueller" of launching personal-attack witch hunts against the Trump family. De Niro asks. "Just kidding!"

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The episode opened with Kate McKinnon's Jeff Sessions and Beck Bennett's Mike Pence worrying about the raid on Donald Trump's lawyer Michael Cohen's office. They also called back to the question of whether or not you can milk a cat. Trump's code name used to be "Putin's little bitch", now it's "Stormy's little bitch", he explains. Cohen is now known as "Dead Man Walking".

"I just tried to milk some information out of people", Stiller said.

Then Mueller takes off the gloves: "You listen to me, you little weasel: You broke the law and now we're going to catch all you little Fockers, you got that?"

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